Fan Request!: SUPERFRUIT

Intro:  “White People” by The Just Luckies

Outro: “Lake Michigan” by The Just Luckies



Fan Request Numero 2:  Pentatonix-derivative duo Superfruit creates super-pop sweet confections.  We love them but are thrown into a debate about whether or not pop star’s displaying their true personality is a good thing.


Queers on Queens:




Our Queer-Ass Lives:  High School Music, Johnny & Juju Perform

Philly brings us back to high school with Spotify’s “Time Capsule” feature.  Johnny Darlin reflects on his amazing debut performance for his EP “Push”, and welcomes his friend Todd to New York City and his new keytar KEELEY to the world.  Juju anticipates his upcoming “Christmas in a Tutu” performance.


Pop News:  P!nk “Beautiful Trauma” Queer Review

We comprehensively GAG over P!nk’s new album, now that it’s come out.

Kelly Clarkson is OUR “Meaning of Life”

Main Topic:  Kelly Clarkson’s “Meaning of Life”

We give you a queer gag over Kelly Clarkson’s unique place in American culture, her inimitably consistently strong vocal performances, and, of course, her new album.


Queers on Queens:




Our Queer-Ass Lives:  Phoebe’s Halloween Party

We’re hungover, thanks to an iconic party in Bushwick, Brooklyn.  Great costumes, creepy guys and OUR FANS!  The ultimate Halloween Party, thrown by the most amazing QUEEN!  Also, Johnny and Juju ventured to Metropolitan bar and saw queen drag queen #JackieBeat.


Pop News:  Demi Lovato, Janet Jackson, YEBBA

Philly explores the fakery and bafoonery of Demi Lovato’s documentary “Simply Complicated”.  Johnny dreads Justin Timberlake’s return to the Super Bowl with Janet Jackson’s career in his bloody past.  Juju recommends YEBBA’s “Evergreen”, and then suddenly brings up someone’s deeply problematic coming out, after being accused of sexual assault with a minor by Anthony Rapp.

The “Halloween Episode” LOL

Indulge in Johnny Darlin’s New EP “Push”


Main Topic:  Halloween We Guess? LOL

We discuss our halloween plans, histories, costume ideas, and of course, the female divas place in Halloween pop music.


Queers on Queens:




Our Queer-Ass Lives:  Work Crush, PUSH E.P., Edibles

Philly anticipates “work crush”’s return, Johnny celebrates his new EP “Push” while having triggering love-crush-dreams, Juju is still sick and reminisces on his birthday edible chocolate experience.


Pop News:  Country Queens Get Married, Are We Old?, Seasonal Christmas LOL

Marin Morris and Kasey Musgraves get married!  Billboard’s “21 Under 21” list is rudely making us question our illustrious youth!  Sia releases a “seasonal” album entitled “Everyday Is Christmas” LOL.

Is Betty Who, the White Tinashe?

Main Topic:  Betty Who (Honey, We’ll Tell You Who)

A QoQ listener request: We gag over the iconic, Australian, underrated QUEEN Betty Who!  And then, of course, discuss “Why the hell isn’t she bigger?”, as well as her catering to the queer community. Is it genuine???


Intro song: “The Feeling” by Issa Israel (Instagram / iTunes)


Queers on Queens:




Our Queer-Ass Lives:  #MeToo and Day-Job Artists

After a recent sexual abuse experience, Juju opens up a real conversation about #MeToo.  Johnny Darlin and Philly explore the anxiety of being an artist with a day job.  Also, Juju is recording from bed, because he is DEAD SICK.


Pop News:  Megan Linsey, Dudeboard Charts, and Selena & Google  

Johnny praises new country queen Megan Linsey and her taking a knee after singing the national anthem at a nationally televised football game.  Philly gets our thoughts on why women are EMPTY from the charts this year.  Juju celebrates Google’s shout-out to the late, great Selena Quintanilla; with a special prize proposal to a QoQ listener that tweets us their favorite Selena song.

Meet Us in Brooklyn! // ¡Oh My God, It’s P!nk!


Johnny Darlin is having a Release Party for his upcoming EP “Push” in Brooklyn, Monday, October 23rd.  We definitely want to meet you all there, so CLICK HERE FOR EVENT DETAILS.


Main Topic:  Not Yellow, Not Blue, It’s True, It’s P!nk

The artist also known as Pink comes out today!  So, we celebrate her low-key iconic career.  Tweet us your favorite song!


Queers on Queens:




Our Queer-Ass Lives:  Performing Live, Too Femme for Tokyo, and the Comic Book “Is’Nana the Were-Spider”

Johnny anxiously awaits his return to the live stage, Juju recounts an experience of senseless misogynistic rejection in Tokyo (similar to Violet Chatchki’s in Paris), and Philly finds himself nerding out before stumbling upon his queer, POC friend’s comic book Kickstarter. Support queer artists and check out their awesome work!


Pop News:  A LOT TO CATCH UP ON:  White-Passing Privilege, Shania vs. Demi vs. Miley, Lady Gaga & Kelela & Cardi B, Tove Love Puppet Sex & Pussycat Dolls’ Return

Johnny put 3 recent album releases up against each other artistically and commercially.  Juju apologizes about our shade against Gaga, now that we are all aware of her debilitating battle with pain, and praises new queen Kelela and newly minted record-breaker Cardi B.  Philly turns our attention to Tove Lo’s new music video, in which she is eaten out by a puppet, and the imminent return of the Pussycat Dolls.

Fall Pop Preview

Our Queer-Ass Lives: Japanese Chubby-Chasers, Mulan, and Clinging to Your Art

Juju gets ready to return to Tokyo, Japan, anticipating the debu-sen (デブ専, chubby-chaser) community.  Philly gets reinvigorated by Mulan - animated feminist hero!  Johnny opens up candidly about recent artistic and career insecurities. IT GETS EMOTIONAL GURL! <3


Queers on Queens:




Pop News: Sam Smith, Carly Rae Jepsen and OUR FANS!

Juju, once unable to listen to Sam Smith’s voice, praises his new single “Too Good at Goodbyes”.  Philly crumbles at the news of Carly Rae Jepsen opening for Katy Perry.  Johnny wants to shout out one of our listeners for inspiring us to gear up for an upcoming Betty Who episode; follow your fellow listener Reyes Acosta on Instagram!



We anticipate albums and tours from, as well as discuss the current state of careers for:  Demi Lovato, Miley Cyrus, Shania Twain, Taylor Swift, Kesha.

Fergie is “The Dutchess”

Main Topic:  Fergie’s “The Dutchess”
We anticipate Fergie’s highly-anticipated 2nd solo album, by celebrating her first solo album “The Dutchess” and it’s place in pop music history. S HE SLAYS. SHE IS MESSY.  SHE IS US.  Let us know your favorite Fergie song!

Queers on Queens:

Our Queer-Ass Lives: Los Angeles, Texas, New York Fashion Week
While dying, Johnny Darlin flies to L.A. with 2 amazing queer friends and rewatches the iconic Cher & Christina Aguilera film “Burlesque”.  Philly visits Texas for work, but still makes time to get turnt at the “Dallas Brew Fest”.  Juju shades the NY-Fashion-Week-Phillip-Plein-House DOWN for the designer’s culturally appropriative show (but is still thankful that Dita Von Teese, Nicki Minaj and Future were there) and then has sex with Queers on Queens fan.

Pop News: Rupaul, Britney Spears, Lady Gaga
Philly celebrates Rupaul’s Drag Race’s Emmy wins and shifting place in culture.  Johnny faints at Britney’s first Earth-shaking live vocal moment in years, at the end of her Vegas residency, in which she goes in on Bonnie Raitt’s “Something to Talk About”.  Juju laments Gaga’s claims that she is ready to “slow down” and the queers advocate this is her time to shine

***We recorded this before a recent spat of health issues have come to public knowledge. We wish our queen health and will record a follow-up episode to be released within the next week.***

Gaga’s Joanne Tour & Johnny’s Dead!

Main Topic:  Lady Gaga's Joanne Tour

We told all of you to rate, review and subscribe, and you HOES didn’t come through, so Johnny is still dead!… or is he? It’s up to you bitches to tweet at usssss.

The Queers discuss their time at Lady Gaga’s “Joanne World Tour”. ***We recorded this before a recent spat of health issues have come to public knowledge. We wish our queen health and will record a follow-up episode to be released within the next week.***


Queers on Queens:




Our Queer-Ass Lives: Brooklyn & San Francisco for Labor Day Weekend

Phil had a fabulous Labor Day Weekend with work crush in Brooklyn.  Juju went to San Francisco for their hottest day on record, and relished in the queer scene and beauty there for Labor Day and caught up with his friend and genius tattoo apprentice KuroNeko (  


Aretha Franklin DIVA takedown video:


Pop News: Despacito & Tove Lo

Juju despairs albeit with hope that “Despacito” has only TIED with Mariah Carey’s iconic “One Sweet Day” record for single with most weeks at #1 on the Billboard Hot 100.  Philly bows down for his QUEEN Tove Lo and her new Short Film Fire Fade (

Blocked by a Swiftie #SNAKE

Main Topic:  “Look What You Made Me Do”
We discuss queen snake’s new single and music video… We spill T, burn white feminism to the ground and disrespect the lack of the craft coming out from the world’s resident self-identified victim.

Queers on Queens:

Our Queer-Ass Lives: Sick, Italy, Mariah
Johnny is SICK; you fuckers better tweet us or he won’t survive! Philly gives us a vocal journey through his gorgeous trip to Italy.  Juju traveled to Madison Square to see the QUEEN Mariah Carey and Lionel Richie.  Despacito ft. Justin Bieber is unfortunately tied with Mariah Carey and. Boys to Men’s “One Sweet Day” for longest running #1 song.  Let’s root for this to not go to a takeover.

Pop News: Katy and the VMA’s
Philly takes down Katy Perry’s “Swish Swish” music video, saved only by Nicki Minaj’s existence.  Juju had to turn off the VMA’s.

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VMAs 2017


Intro Song: “Anna Wintour on the Floor” by Juju Garcia


Main Topic:  VMA Predictions!!

The biggest pop music award show is this Sunday, and we give our hopes to Alessia Cara and other young and rising pop queens, while remaining of the recent reincarnations of Katy Perry and Miley Cyrus.  Then, we give you those hot takes on all our picks for all the important noms.



Our Queer-Ass Lives:

Philly is going to Italy, Johnny is getting ready to visit lovers and friends in LA, and Juju is visiting his tattoo artist BFF in San Francisco - check out her work here:


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Pop News:

Johnny brings up freshly-publicy-queer Aaron Carter, only to talk about Hillary Duff and Lindsay Lohan.  Juju is NOT OKAY with Seattle not being into Beyonce.  Philly puts new queens Dua Lipa and Bebe Rexha into conversation.

Seattle article on Beyonce:   

Japanese QUEEN Naomi Watanabe: 


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Pop Music & Mental Health


Intro Song: “City Glow” by SuperKnova 

Outro:  “I Hear Them Calling” by Rae Spoon


Main Topic:  Sinead O’Connor and the Importance of Mental Health

This is a very difficult time for everyone in the country, so the iconic Sinead O’Connor having a very public mental health breakdown begged for conversation. We are frivolous and glittery, but at the end of the day, mental health is a REAL issue within the queer experience, as well within the female pop star experience.  If you need to talk to anyone we are here for you and for anonymous/professional resources:


Our Queer-Ass Lives:

Johnny’s dad came to town, and the queers saw Earth, Wind & Fire and CHIC at Madison Square Garden; also, go see Drunk Shakespeare with Kelsey Lipsky (!  Juju shares a unique sexscapade with a Halal truck guy #WhiteSauce!  Philly has an update on the “WORK CRUSH SAGA”, and it is MAJOR!!! (and complicated, sigh)


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Pop News:

Juju gags over Rihanna’s Carnival costume photos.  Phil dismantles Camila Cabello’s follow-up singles to “Crying in the Club” #GetItTogetherGURL!  Johnny conspires about Lana Del Rey making a compilation album of the hundreds of leaked unreleased songs floating throughout the internet.


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Selena Gomez vs. Demi Lovato


Intro Song: “Libido’s Hum” by CristalC


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Outro:  “All is Well” by Pansy Boys



Main Topic:  Selena vs. Demi

More than ever, their careers are becoming fun-house mirrors of each other.  We go into how Selena figured out the perfect way to utilize her voice and is garnering major cultural cache with her perfectly edgy choices, while Demi has always had the pipes and is growing into a world-class live performer.  Selena is a perfect career-obsessed robot; Demi is a human with a torrid past.


Our Queer-Ass Lives:

Juju shares his rape experience.  We want to let you know you have support groups around you, including us.  If you ever need immediate and/or private help, please call 1-800-656-HOPE.  Johnny puts “Girls Trip” and “Beauty and the Briefcase” into conversation.  Philly participates in Camp Highlight, a wonderful summer program for children from LGBTQ families.


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Pop News:

Philly recommends watching the young queer love story “In a Heartbeat”:  Johnny leads us in mourning Britney’s last month of Vegas residency.  Juju leads us into the hurricane of what is currently one Ms. Mariah Carey’s career in 2017.


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Lust for Lana


Intro Song: “The Palace” by Sweeping Exits

Outro:  “Restless Mind“ by Merce Lemon


Main Topic:  Lana Del Rey’s “Lust for Life”

We talk about her unique place in music as an icon of nostalgia, a voice from the devil’s corneas, and her continued progression into a simultaneously pioneering and nostalgic soundscape.  Johnny Darlin confirms one NEEDS green assistance in order to really form the proper connection with this song, and we all agree the title track is THE BEST among a basket of jewels.


Our Queer-Ass Lives:

The queers discuss Johnny’s iconic 19th birthday weekend (we swear he’s 19), including a Carly Rae Jepsen EMOTION dance party, a fabulously queer Caribbean night at Langston’s and our stalk-ation of a hot bus boy at Sweet Chick named Jacob.  JACOB, TEXT US!


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Pop News:

Johnny tries to make Mandy Moore happen again, because reportedly she is preparing for a music-comeback.  Philly gags us over CharliXCX’s new self-directed music video for “Boys” - featuring the hot bodies of Diplo, Whiz Khalifa, Jay Park and more succulent more!  Juju asks his fellow queers to unpack the news of Dr. Luke’s legal team subpoenaing Lady Gaga’s text messages with Kesha.  It’s simply a bit too much THIS WEEK! UGH! The world!


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Rihanna’s Voice & We Feel So Summer

We though it’d be a simple “song of the summer” episode, but then Rihanna came up~


Queer Artist Spotlight

Intro: “Overdressed” by TWINKIDS

Outro: “Hurricane Lifeline” by My Gay Banjo


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Show Notes:

Johnny dishes on Iggy Azalea’s (remember her?) production company confirming a track on her upcoming album will feature arch enemy Azalea Banks.


Philly gives us the T on why Jay-Z’s 4:44 MATTERS to the queer community and to our QUEEN-WORSHIP podcast.


Juju falls head-over-heels in love with St. Vincent’s new career-changing track “New York”.


We all declare our songs of the summer:

Johnny:  “Wild Thoughts” feat. Rihanna (by DJ Khaled)

Juju:  “Love Galore” by SZA

Philly:  “I Want You Back” by Haim


We thought it would be a simple “song of the summer” episode, but really it hurricane’d into a full worship of Rihanna’s vocal growth into a cultural icon all it’s own.


Juju suggests Rihanna’s voice will be THE ONE remembered from our time.  Michael advocates that Rihanna is somewhat of the Madonna of our time, but Philly points out how unexpectedly family-friendly Rihanna’s freedom is.


Also, Webster Hall announces it’s closure while we are on the air. LIVE REACTIONS (mostly confused LOL).

Not a Kesha Episode

Intro Song: “Ready to Break” by Johnny Darlin

From his upcoming EP “Push”


Outro Song: “Ship Tools” by Cameron Toy

From “No Good Art in Paradise”


#PRAYING that anything else in the female pop landscape becomes relevant aside from Kesha. JK, we are OBSESSED with this moment. JK, we don’t talk about Kesha at all this episode we promise.

Philly updates us on the work crush saga, Johnny makes a return performance at the event that started it all and Juju had a rapturous Fourth of July weekend.

We each provide a diverse set of news topics that have nothing to do with Kesha.  Really!  Johnny talks UFO’s, I talk fashion and Philly talks Times Square Billboards.

JK You guys, we are fucken trolls!

Our main topic is the inimitable, iconic, legendary, phoenix-like Kesha “Ke$ha Rose” Sebert, y’all!!!!!  She is back with a video that shocked us all awake again “Praying”.  We talk her illustrious, misunderstood career as a pop star and songwriter, as well as, of course, the intense legal proceedings effecting her creative expression and public image - the rape “allegations” against Dr. Luke.

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Broken Mics & Acrylic Nails

Intro song: “Castles Mansions Champagne“ by Juju Garcia

Outro song: “Black Light” by Dakota Jones


Attention!: This show description was dictated into my computer because I have the most debilitating acrylic nails. My computer sucks though; guess what else sucked? Our Mike's! Our microphones! The audio from our Mike's was so bad that we decided to have me recount our entire conversation on the wine. Ha ha Ha! So welcome to queers on Queens bitch and get ready

Phil met a boy on the upper west side after a lovely day in Central Park with his coworkers/friends and he met a crazy group of personal trainers that made him do the cancan

I'm at the friend of a shake Kool-Aid fan fell and Phil's friends wrote on a cardboard sign to give this boy is the number and the boy was too drunk and said I'll text you tomorrow

Hey protect infant Sat they've been texting since Saturday

We talk about Patty Labelle we saw her Friday and a thunderstorm she is a vocal slaves queen she rode our lives

Very man in the belts me out of gay pride event at a bar

Magazine it was uplifting pride that was such a good turn out but not as much as last year we thought.

BT awards team are Braxton Remi mom\\\

Take the l Nicki

Not in the rock-a-bye English group collaborated Marina and the diamonds

I'm a drag race was amazing in that I am Sasha Valore won the reunion was insane Valentina is amazing she's also insane drag race is the bomb and we are really happy that Sasha from our whole neighborhood watch

Go by FiFi Dobson don't go we shade Johnny for picking this song FiFi Dobson that has married a white guy

Jhon Ni stands up for himself

Janet Jackson together again France lost from HIV aids we tell Phil to listen to that song every day because he feels hole and grounded and connected to others

I'm coming out by Diana Ross OK!

We say bye

“Witness” the “Melodrama” of a “Hopeless Fountain Kingdom”

After a trip to Katy Perry’s Pop-Up headquarters in LA, the queers launch into a discussion about her, Lorde’s and Halsey’s changing places in the queer communities hearts.

Britney Spears is on her Asia Tour, and had a very special moment with her fans IN THE PHILIPPINES!  Mariah Carey’s manager Stella produces another horrendous product launch - this time her gay pride merchandise collection.

While in LA, Philly visited Katy Perry’s Witness What Happens Headquarters.  This launches the queers into a conversation about Katy’s quickly changing and complicating place in the queer community’s hearts and in the pop culture space.

All the queers are on board for Lorde’s comeback “Melodrama”!  She sheds off her gremlin, witchy costume and slithers into a sexy, honest new skin.

Halsey blatantly disses her own new album “Hopeless Fountain Kingdom”, which is the exact authenticity and fragility which makes her a queer icon, traits that will last must longer than stunty albeit amazing bisexual duet.

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Pre-NYC-PRIDE: Halsey, Olly Alexander, Apple Music Queer Playlists

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Johnny talks about his upcoming EP and lovers he made in Prague!Phil updates us on “work crush” and an upcoming rendezvous in L.A.  Juju skewers NYC Taxi’s and U.S. Customs & Borders in the brand-new Trump Fucken America.

Today’s New Topics:

Juju reviews Camila Cabello’s new single written by Sia “Crying in the Club”, a hit with a nod to Christina Aguilera’s “Genie in a Bottle”.

Johnny fries an unnamed pop culture writer that still thinks the rest of the world isn’t aware that Queen Britney Spears hasn’t sang a live note in decades.

Philly talks about Carly Rae Jepsen’s new single “???” not climbing the charts as it should. White gays and fag hags, where you at?!

Main PRIDE Topics: Halsey’s new album, Olly Alexander’s blossoming career and Apple Music’s queer playlists with the resulting conversations about identity and queerness in pop music.


Season Premiere: Ariana, Miley, Katy

Season 2 is here!  The Queers reunite during a pretty sensitive time for our Queens.  We discuss the tragedy in Manchester and resulting beautiful conert One Love Manchester.  We touch on an anniversary for the (late?) great Avril Lavigne, Katy Perry's trifling ass, and then, of course, the big cahuna of current cultural frustration: Destiny Hope Smiley MILEY CYRUS.  Here we go!

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